140 character glimpses into parenting, to which we can all relate!
#thingstheydonttellyoubeforeyouareamom you are wet somewhere all the time, the reason, nobody knows. #Momlife ??
— Lindsay (@lindsbay) May 1, 2016
Parenting: saying "don't touch that" and "hold my coffee" #momlife
— Kris Tegtmeier (@KrisTegtmeier) May 3, 2016
Explaining to a 2 year old that I, all powerful mommy, can't, in fact, make squirrels appear in our yard is surprisingly difficult. #momlife
— Annie Worsman (@annieworsman) May 3, 2016
I'm assuming there's a "how slow can you get ready in the morning" contest and my kids are just really competitive. #momlife
— Nicole Stewart (@whereswalder) May 3, 2016
I wonder how long I can hide in the bathroom before the kids realize mom is missing? #TuesdayThoughts #parenting #toddlers
— Holly Sinno (@HollySinno) May 3, 2016
My toddler hides goldfish under the couch for days I try and feed her vegetables. #motherhood
— Mary Terrell (@maryellentrrll) May 3, 2016
I'd like to know how much of my life is spent waiting on my 3 year old to pick out underwear. #toddlerlife #toddlerprobs #momprobs #momlife
— Ashley Dorey (@ash_dorey) May 6, 2016
Why yes I did just strain milk from a toddler cheerio bowl into my coffee mug. #momlife #winning #sorrynotsorry
— Kate Buckholz Berrio (@berrioka) May 6, 2016
Prison life and mom life… Eat fast or you don't eat at all! #lifewithkids #parenting
— k. s. (@xyz79zyx) May 6, 2016
I've already started the post-vacation tradition of ordering duplicate souvenirs so the kids quit fighting. #momlife #throwmoneyattheproblem
— Are They 18 Yet? (@mrsmetcalf) May 6, 2016
Maria wants to live in a world where cloth diapers are the norm and moms can make parenting choices without judgement. When she’s not chasing her 18, 14 and 11-year old kids around, you might find her checking out the latest gadgets, organizing something (again) or exercising in the fresh air. 
