Funny parenting tweet roundups aren’t new but I find they tend to be the same, popular users with lots of followers. I found some funny (or painfully true) gems for you that you may not have otherwise seen!
Just watched my 1yo try to stuff her baby in a small suitcase if you want to know my discipline style. #parenting #toddler
— Kim (@PeachieMcGee) April 10, 2016
You will say "we're running late due to the kids" approximately 4.2 million times once you have children. #momlife #mommyprobs
— Ria (@mamanerd22) April 10, 2016
my child is three will I ever get to use the bathroom with out an audience. #momlife
— haley doss (@hlydoss) April 10, 2016
I'm not sure of the logistics, but I'm pretty sure a skunk has died in my sons diaper#momlife
— Toddler Tornado (@Toddler_Tornado) April 11, 2016
5 y.o. asks, "Should I lick the cat's tail too?" while cat is cleaning herself. #momlife
— Elesha Teskey (@e_teskey) April 11, 2016
After my shower I hideout in my room for a while the kids just think I take really long showers #momlife #AloneTime #AMomentOfPeace
— Summer Hare (@expmotherhood) April 11, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I said "eat your dinner" I could hire someone else to say it for me. #momlife
— D.H. Poirier (@PoirierPages) April 11, 2016
#Parenting is walking into various rooms of your house saying "whoa what happened in here?" until they move out.
— Timohthy Jay (@TimothyJ44) April 13, 2016
Bad news: 3yo ate my giant bag of dark chocolate mint #MMs
Good news: 8 hrs ltr, he still has the mintiest breath I've ever smelled #momlife— Are They 18 Yet? (@mrsmetcalf) April 13, 2016
Parenting is getting to say things like "please don't throw your octopus at me" as if it's a perfectly ordinary request. #momlife
— AKA Hey Miss! (@SlytherinSass) April 13, 2016
toddlers are basically programmed to sneeze precisely at the moment their mouth is fullest, right? #parenting
— Vesna Jaksic Lowe (@vesnajaksic) April 13, 2016
Which was your favorite?
Maria wants to live in a world where cloth diapers are the norm and moms can make parenting choices without judgement. When she’s not chasing her 18, 14 and 11-year old kids around, you might find her checking out the latest gadgets, organizing something (again) or exercising in the fresh air. 
