4/24 Funny Parenting Tweets – Parenting in 140 Characters or Less

I’ve been searching Twitter for some painfully relatable parenting tweets for your reading pleasure.

The scariest thing, as a parent, you can wake up to is the sun shining and complete silence. #momlife

— Danielle Wilkin (@DanielleSWilkin) April 17, 2016

I forgot how much pumping sucks. And I can't decide if the pun is intended. #momlife #breastfeeding #pumping

— Fere Nagle (@stalecoffee2011) April 17, 2016

"I Just Want To Sleep – an Autobiography" – Every parent ever. #parenting

— Maria (@chgdiapers) April 17, 2016

Phew! Kids are asleep. Now we can have quality time hypothesising about the sources of various unpleasant smells in the house. #parenting

— Steve Fussell (@StevenPFussell) April 17, 2016

The things we do for our kids. I'm making a new egg taco because the previous one was wet…from the eggs #momlife #momproblems #wahm

— Kayla Lambert (@TheKaylaLambert) April 19, 2016

$5 to anyone who can come to my house and figure out what smells like pee. #pottytraining #momproblems #momlife

— The Chronic Mama (@riskywords) April 19, 2016

I could use a small miracle to get my 3 yr old to stop recreating the exorcist in my house. #momlife #toddlerproblems #tantrumqueen

— Tiffany Erin (@tiff_erin) April 19, 2016

Being a mother basically just means spending your entire drive to work hoping that you don't smell like pee. #momlife

— Rachel Fields (@Bsb4evaFields) April 21, 2016

Victory! Made it through the weekly grocery run without having a meltdown in-store. Me, that is. 3-year-old. ..another story. #momlife

— Rebecca Scheunemann (@rebnodak) April 22, 2016

School functions at 8am requiring parent participation should be outlawed. #parenting #juggling

— Rebeca DeBoard Seitz (@rebecaseitzGR) April 19, 2016

Average adult spends 80hrs/yr on the toilet-I also average 500hrs/yr waiting for the 3yo to decide they are done on toilet! #motherhood

— Winnettes (@winnettesx4) April 22, 2016

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