5/1 Funny & Painfully True Parenting Tweets from This Week

Parents may not have a whole lot of time but they have enough to peck out a hilarious parenting tweet! Check out some of the tweets I’ve found this week.

[Walks in 10 yr old's room]
Me-You rm still isn't clean. You're grounded.
10-I'm already grounded
Me-You're even more grounded#momlife

— QueenB (@QueenBBabygirl) April 27, 2016

Babies: when you're 6mo pregnant, they kick your ribs from the inside.
When they're 6mo old, they kick your ribs from the outside. #momlife

— Asia (@Prescribed_Naps) April 27, 2016

While making breakfast, my daughter sits down by the sink and with a cup of Oreos. What happens next? The middle is missing ? #momlife

— SHANNA (@ayeeitsxshanna) April 28, 2016

I take pride in being a good mom & an adult…then I look down at my Batman socks & realize that I'll never REALLY grow up. #momlife

— Nerdy New Mom (@NerdyNewMom) April 28, 2016

My bathroom is 1 empty shampoo bottle away from an episode of hoarder's.#momconfessions #momlife

— Tasha Giacometto (@theTryAllMama) April 28, 2016

Tonight's dinner includes cold, left over French fries, water downed tea and salty, salty tears… #parenting

— Erin shimon (@ErinShimon) April 29, 2016

It 8:35 and I'm going to try and get the kids to bed. Pray for me ??#parenting #WorkingMom

— Marie Strawser (@MarieStrawser) April 29, 2016

I just remembered that I used to have time to do things like practice a hairstyle. Then I laughed… #momlife

— Kerianne Cameron (@keriannecameron) April 29, 2016

My multitasking skills consist of cleaning myself and the shower at the same time. #momlife #onlytimeitwillgetdone

— Sarah (@Dsnyfanatic1987) April 29, 2016

I'm no super hero, but I did catch my 1yo BEFORE she put her mouth on the Walmart shopping cart. So there. #parenting #NationalSuperheroDay

— Kim (@PeachieMcGee) April 28, 2016

Officer, I was swerving & blasting music so my kid won't sleep & mess up nap!

Cop: I understand

*high speed police escort home#momlife

— Kim (@PeachieMcGee) April 21, 2016

My kid wants a leaf blower to jet-power his scooter. What could possibly go wrong? ? #badidea #funnykids #Disasteralley #umno #parenting

— Laney Smith (@OYTLaneySmith) April 29, 2016

Earlier this afternoon…
4 y/o: Mommy, can I take a nap?
Me: *falls over from shock*#parenting

— Meg (@meghan_writes) April 29, 2016

Sure, my 1yo knows sign language for "drink", but more often than not she tells me she's thirsty by drinking the dog's water. #momlife

— Are They 18 Yet? (@mrsmetcalf) April 24, 2016

Laundry, dishes, lather, rinse, repeat. #momlife

— Maria (@chgdiapers) April 30, 2016

"Mom can I see your phone to see if anything's new on snapchat? If it's not, I still want to see your phone."

Umm ok. #momlife

— Taylor (@tayhan5) April 30, 2016

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