Parents may not have a whole lot of time but they have enough to peck out a hilarious parenting tweet! Check out some of the tweets I’ve found this week.
[Walks in 10 yr old's room]
Me-You rm still isn't clean. You're grounded.
10-I'm already grounded
Me-You're even more grounded#momlife
— QueenB (@QueenBBabygirl) April 27, 2016
Babies: when you're 6mo pregnant, they kick your ribs from the inside.
When they're 6mo old, they kick your ribs from the outside. #momlife
— Asia (@Prescribed_Naps) April 27, 2016
While making breakfast, my daughter sits down by the sink and with a cup of Oreos. What happens next? The middle is missing ? #momlife
— SHANNA (@ayeeitsxshanna) April 28, 2016
I take pride in being a good mom & an adult…then I look down at my Batman socks & realize that I'll never REALLY grow up. #momlife
— Nerdy New Mom (@NerdyNewMom) April 28, 2016
— Tasha Giacometto (@theTryAllMama) April 28, 2016
Tonight's dinner includes cold, left over French fries, water downed tea and salty, salty tears… #parenting
— Erin shimon (@ErinShimon) April 29, 2016
— Marie Strawser (@MarieStrawser) April 29, 2016
I just remembered that I used to have time to do things like practice a hairstyle. Then I laughed… #momlife
— Kerianne Cameron (@keriannecameron) April 29, 2016
— Sarah (@Dsnyfanatic1987) April 29, 2016
— Kim (@PeachieMcGee) April 28, 2016
Officer, I was swerving & blasting music so my kid won't sleep & mess up nap!
Cop: I understand
*high speed police escort home#momlife
— Kim (@PeachieMcGee) April 21, 2016
— Laney Smith (@OYTLaneySmith) April 29, 2016
Earlier this afternoon…
4 y/o: Mommy, can I take a nap?
Me: *falls over from shock*#parenting
— Meg (@meghan_writes) April 29, 2016
Sure, my 1yo knows sign language for "drink", but more often than not she tells me she's thirsty by drinking the dog's water. #momlife
— Are They 18 Yet? (@mrsmetcalf) April 24, 2016
Laundry, dishes, lather, rinse, repeat. #momlife
— Maria (@chgdiapers) April 30, 2016
"Mom can I see your phone to see if anything's new on snapchat? If it's not, I still want to see your phone."
Umm ok. #momlife
— Taylor (@tayhan5) April 30, 2016