A day in the life of a parent…head to Twitter for humorous glimpses into every day life!
We're literally looking at a spacecraft that flew in space and my 2.5 year-old is just pointing out trash cans. #parentlife
— Charlie N Andy (@HowToBeADad) April 9, 2016
I really didn't expect #parenting to be this hard. The Game of Life made it seem so easy… #momlife
— Are They 18 Yet? (@mrsmetcalf) April 10, 2016
As I untangled a slinky I thought you know what? Raising kids is kinda like untangling a slinky #IHaveNoIdeaWhatImDoing #HopeThisWorksOut
— Maria (@chgdiapers) April 3, 2016
7AM is too early to be mediating a play-doh roller dispute, but here we are. #momlife
— Carly (@Eitas1) April 10, 2016
Everybody warned me about the terrible 2s, but nobody told me about the terribles 9s. #momlife #kids #ineedalcohol
— ️❤mags❤ (@mags1025) April 10, 2016
3:36 am it's a party jk I'm getting peed in the face rn. #momlife
— Callista Ann (@_SoCal) April 10, 2016
Sunday morning. 9:07. 23 hours and 33 minutes until school drop-off. #parenting
— Allison Gallaway (@AllisonGallaway) April 10, 2016
If you're "expecting" a baby you get a baby shower. If you're "expecting" a tween/teen you should get a booze shower. #JustSayin #TweenMom
— Maria (@chgdiapers) April 3, 2016
Our 1.5 year old son now laughs hysterically every time he burps or farts. its safe to say my wife and I are pros. #parenting winners 2016.
— Emma Black (@ImEmmaBlack) April 10, 2016
Showering uninterrupted is as mythical as a fairy riding a unicorn #momlife #mycrazyboys #scrubadubdub
— brittany sears (@liliandoj) April 10, 2016
Baby alarm going off at 5:30am on a Sunday… Dude, like… Wha? #parenting #stillsleepyright
— Still Cool, Right? (@stillcoolright) April 10, 2016
What happened at 3, 4, 4:45, 5, 5:30, and again at 6AM? I woke up to children who decided the sky is awake so they are too. #parenting
— Julia Biagi (@Julia_Biagi) April 10, 2016
I m happy 2 announce after 7 loads yesterday & 3 today, we do not have any dirty laundry in this house. We r now becoming nudist. #momlife
— Amanda Lee (@_Sweet_Lemons_) April 10, 2016
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Maria wants to live in a world where cloth diapers are the norm and moms can make parenting choices without judgement. When she’s not chasing her 18, 14 and 11-year old kids around, you might find her checking out the latest gadgets, organizing something (again) or exercising in the fresh air. 
