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Hot Mom/What’s Your Excuse Viral Photo

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As much as I’m not one to jump on the bandwagon on controversial topics, seeing ‘“hot mom defends herself against Facebook ‘haters'” struck a nerve. Really, I hate that I let this get under my skin!

3 under 3. I’m not sure if the implication is that if she (Maria Kang, the woman in the photo) looks like this after having three children in such a short time, or if it’s that she finds the time to work out with 3 little ones, you have no excuse. Maybe both. I think it was intended to be motivational, not malicious, but I have issues with the message and its effect on women.

Based on her website’s FAQs, she seems to have an awful lot of support. She spends 30-60 minutes at the gym (she says she likes to get there by 6:30) while her children are sleeping, getting them up at 8 (many of us don’t get that much time to ourselves in a day!) and clearly someone watches her children while she visits the residential facilities she owns, and has meetings, because I don’t see that going well with 3 children in tow. Having that kind of support alone would be huge. According to the Yahoo article, her husband does not work, and I can only assume that he is helping with laundry, dishes and child care, not sleeping until noon and playing video games.

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Should You Buy Stainless Steel Appliances? (Flow Chart for Moms)

In the market for new appliances? Thinking about stainless? Check out my handy dandy flow chart to help you decide (tongue firmly in cheek.)

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An Open Letter to my 1-Year Old Nursling

Note: This post speaks humorously about the fun things involved with “full-term”/”extended”/toddler breastfeeding. If this offends you, back away now.

I nursed my first two children until approximately age 2. I think it’s time I laid out some ground rules for my 1-year old when “dining at Mom’s.”

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How to Eat a Bagel & Cream Cheese (According to my Son)

Step 1: Hold Bagel in hand
Step 2: Apply to face (important, have Mom periodically clean the cream cheese out of your nostrils.)
Step 3: Repeat
Step 4: Throw Bagel on floor

Enjoy!

How to Eat a Bagel #baby style via @chgdiapers

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